nishlo:

stunningpicture:

In 2001, my parents bet me that if I did not drink, smoke, or do drugs by 21, they would give me $1500. Here I am on my 21st birthday holding the contract I signed when I was 8.

damn i can lie to my parents too but i aint make 1500 bucks for it

nishlo:

stunningpicture:

In 2001, my parents bet me that if I did not drink, smoke, or do drugs by 21, they would give me $1500. Here I am on my 21st birthday holding the contract I signed when I was 8.

damn i can lie to my parents too but i aint make 1500 bucks for it

hold-on-till-day:

I found my senior quote.

Reblogged from Death By LULZ
cellomouse:

kane-turner:

immersus:

Every airline flight in the world over 24 hours.

i can’t stop staring at this

It looks as if Europe and US are having a pissing contest.

cellomouse:

kane-turner:

immersus:

Every airline flight in the world over 24 hours.

i can’t stop staring at this

It looks as if Europe and US are having a pissing contest.

the-sarcastic-robot:

drugs-in-ur-coffee:

selfish-cunts:

dqdbpb:

angelina jolie’s daughter

image

and gwen stefani’s son

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both so cute 

Parenting done right

ugh. this is so wrong. how can you support someone letting their kid wear socks on grass. do you know how hard it is to wash those stains out?

I thought I was going to have to yell at someone for being a close minded asswipe but that was the biggest plot twist of my life. 

Reblogged from I like butts
Reblogged from I like butts
robertshmurder:

the game is evolving too quickly

robertshmurder:

the game is evolving too quickly

babybutta:

The divide between black tumblr.

Reblogged from Lee²|SPRINGBOARD
guy:

dont flirt with me like this bc i will fall in love with u

guy:

dont flirt with me like this bc i will fall in love with u

gazzymouse:

The more often Spider-Gwen has been popping up on my dash the more people come to my inbox to ask where she’s from and what is Spider-Verse. I’ve been putting this off but I finally gave in and made side blogs for amazingspidergwen and peniparkers so let me explain where these two badasses come from.
Spider-Verse is an upcoming event for the ongoing Marvel Comics title Amazing Spider-Man written by Dan Slott. The event will begin with Amazing Spider-Man #9, available in November. This event will bring together every Spidey there’s ever been to battle the big bad Morlun.
Edge of Spider-Verse is a five issue miniseries that will introduce readers to brand new Spider-peeps before the Spider-Verse event. These will be released in September and October. Each issue will feature a different creative team. Which really sells the whole different universes theme if you ask me!
Spider-Man Noir takes place during the depressing 1930s. This Peter had a short run in 2008 and is being brought back with a new story.— Written by DAVID HINE & FABRICE SAPOLSKY— Art & Cover by RICHARD ISANOVE
Gwen Stacy leads a secret double life. Police Captain Stacy is currently hunting Spider-Woman while coincidentally his daughter is texting to let him know she’ll be late for dinner tonight. Hmm.— Written by JASON LATOUR— Art & Cover by ROBBI RODRIGUEZ
Dr. Aaron Aikman is a self created Spider hero. He builds his own suit and sets out to be a hero for the city of his own accord.— Written by DUSTIN WEAVER— Art & Cover by DUSTIN  WEAVER
Patton Parnell lives in a not-so-friendly neighborhood. This issue will be a horror twist on the origin. Patton will be an anti-hero.— Written by CLAY MCLEOD CHAPMAN— Art & Cover by GARRY BROWN
Peni Parker, a 14 year old of Japanese heritage, takes over piloting the high tech SP//dr mech suit after her father is killed. She has to make a psychic link with a radioactive spider to pilot the suit.— Written by GERARD WAY— Art & Cover by JAKE WYATT

gazzymouse:

The more often Spider-Gwen has been popping up on my dash the more people come to my inbox to ask where she’s from and what is Spider-Verse. I’ve been putting this off but I finally gave in and made side blogs for amazingspidergwen and peniparkers so let me explain where these two badasses come from.

Spider-Verse is an upcoming event for the ongoing Marvel Comics title Amazing Spider-Man written by Dan Slott. The event will begin with Amazing Spider-Man #9, available in November. This event will bring together every Spidey there’s ever been to battle the big bad Morlun.

Edge of Spider-Verse is a five issue miniseries that will introduce readers to brand new Spider-peeps before the Spider-Verse event. These will be released in September and October. Each issue will feature a different creative team. Which really sells the whole different universes theme if you ask me!


  1. Spider-Man Noir takes place during the depressing 1930s. This Peter had a short run in 2008 and is being brought back with a new story.
    — Written by DAVID HINE & FABRICE SAPOLSKY
    — Art & Cover by RICHARD ISANOVE

  2. Gwen Stacy leads a secret double life. Police Captain Stacy is currently hunting Spider-Woman while coincidentally his daughter is texting to let him know she’ll be late for dinner tonight. Hmm.
    — Written by JASON LATOUR
    — Art & Cover by ROBBI RODRIGUEZ

  3. Dr. Aaron Aikman is a self created Spider hero. He builds his own suit and sets out to be a hero for the city of his own accord.
    — Written by DUSTIN WEAVER
    — Art & Cover by DUSTIN  WEAVER

  4. Patton Parnell lives in a not-so-friendly neighborhood. This issue will be a horror twist on the origin. Patton will be an anti-hero.
    — Written by CLAY MCLEOD CHAPMAN
    — Art & Cover by GARRY BROWN

  5. Peni Parker, a 14 year old of Japanese heritage, takes over piloting the high tech SP//dr mech suit after her father is killed. She has to make a psychic link with a radioactive spider to pilot the suit.
    — Written by GERARD WAY
    — Art & Cover by JAKE WYATT