May 2013
Justin Bieber as a judge on the x factor
Justin: that performance was not swaggy
Justin: you dont have uh like the swag we're looking for
Justin: uh
Justin: swag
sometimelow:
this one time in sixth grade i was waiting for my bus because it was late and this girl was cleaning out her locker and a teacher was helping her and all of the sudden the teacher started screaming and the girl started crying and all i heard was “YOU HAVE A GOLDFISH LIVING IN YOUR LOCKER??!!”
vikingstorytime:
liquiddittyfloats:
who else feels like the hannibal fandom came out of fucking nowhere
#walk into the club like whaddup i eat people
thatfunnyblog:
‘if youre tired during school just go to bed earlier’
fucking-tom-hiddleston:
k-lionheart:
continualsanitynotlikely:
If this gets 3 million notes I’ll make a dress out of these
And wear it to the nearest major city
SIGNAL BOOST AND IF IT GETS TO FOUR MILLION YOU’VE GOT TO MAKE A TIARA THAT MATCHES.
YOU’RE GONNA REGRET PUTTING THIS ON TUMBLR
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Always reblog
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My motto for life!
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The Entire Plot of The Avengers
mortenavida:
gazzymouse:
captainasstastic:
ohmyloki:
‘Captain America’ Closes Some D.C. Street
HIS HAAAAAIR
precious fucking baby
AND FAAALCCCCCCCCOOOOOOON!
IT’S CAP AND FAAALCOOOOOOOOOON!!!
It is disgusting. We are told to love sex but never masturbate or fool around....
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